WHEN SEXTING GOES WRONG (lol)

I THOUGHT THIS WAS PRETTY FUNNY

Do: Follow a sexting text with the appropriate smiley face from time to time. The most commonly used faces would probably be the "wink" or "sticking-out-tongue".

Don't: Do not under any circumstance follow or respond to a sexting text with "LOL". At that point the thrill is gone.

Do: Initiate sexting by a completely random yet sexy picture message of yourself. Lingerie or completely nude is preferred, but not required.

Don't: receive a sexy picture mail from your mate and show your friends, co-workers or the internet (unless you intend on never receiving that picture or the contents of that picture again). Trust me, I've seen people go as far as posting these pics on their Facebook page. You sir, are doing too much!

Do: answer all texts promptly. Sexting is difficult enough because there are 3 to 5 minutes between responses but when it turns to 15 or 20 minutes it becomes pretty awkward.

Don't: interrupt textual intercourse with a phone call. Clearly, there is a reason you are texting and not calling so don't spoil the mood. If you feel the need to take the texts to a more verbal level it is polite to ask if it is okay first. You should also already have the scenerio played out and your sexy voice ready in the event that your partner says it is okay.

Do: Be very very careful when sending out sex messages. Double, Triple and Quadruple check to make sure you are sending the right message to the right person! There are some text messages that your pastor should never accidentally see (see image above for example).

Don't: partake in textual intercourse with multiple partners at a time if you are easily confused or can't pay attention to detail. Also refrain from partaking in textual-threesomes unless you're a professional. No mass sexting!

Do: Use Facetime on iPhone 4 when you're feeling fancy. A good video chat can go a long way to set the mood right!

Don't: forget to clean your room before trying to be sexy on camera. There is absolutely nothing worse than trying to entice a man and your room looks like your closet exploded or your bed sheets are dingy. No man is gonna want to "bust it wide open" if he thinks he could leave with a bad case of the bed bugs!

Read more: http://www.balleralert.com/profiles/blogs/when-sexting-goes-wrong-the?xg_source=activity#ixzz19ftIgte5

 

 

EYE CANY OF THE DAY!

ANOWA ADJAH!
THE NIGERIAN POWER HOUSE!
SHE DOESN'T LOOK 200 + POUNDS BUT SHE IS.
CHECKK HER OUT @ http://www.anowaadjah.com/

DEVIL IN A DRESS

THE UNOFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO FOR KANYE'S "DEVIL IN A DRESS" WAS RELEASED. I SEEN IT ON http://www.thewellversed.com/ CHECK THEM OUT AS WELL.

http://thewellversed.com/2010/12/29/video-kanye-west-devil-in-a-new-dress-unofficial-video/#comment-1532

NIKKI MAKES KINGS MAG

Da Naked Sleeve: caught cheatin huh.??

Da Naked Sleeve: caught cheatin huh.??: "so.. story of the day.. # MIKE AND JANEY THEY BEEN DATING FOR A GOOD MINUTE NOW. MIKE DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS FOR TODAY AND HE'S OFF. AND HIS..."

caught cheatin huh.??

so.. story of the day..
# MIKE AND JANEY
THEY BEEN DATING FOR A GOOD MINUTE NOW.
MIKE DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS FOR TODAY AND HE'S OFF.
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND JANEY IS AT A BRIDAL SHOWER
WHO COMES HOME EARLY WITH CAKE IN A CONTAINER FOR
HIM.
(not to mention)
THEY'VE BEEN HAVING LITTLE ISSUES HERE AND THERE
FOR THE PAST THREE TO FIVE WEEKS..
SO SHE LETS HER SELF IN HIS APARTMENT WITH
HIS KEY.
(standing in the doorway..unseen)
SEEING MIKE GETTING SOME DEEP THROAT ACTION FROM
A WHITE CHICK WHO HE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL WITH. THEN HE BURRIED
HIMSELF IN HER P***Y.
(and once again . not to mention)
**this is JANEY'S fiance'**
SHE DROPS THE CONTAINER AND MIKE THROWS THE CHICK
TO THE FLOOR AND JUMPED FROM THE BED.#DUMBFOUNDED
SHE GRABS THE COVER AND COVERS HERSELF UP. #SCAREDOUTTAHERMIND
JANEY SPAZ OUT! AND CALL DA ENGAGEMENTS OFF AND EMPHASIZES THATS
WHY SHE CAN'S TRUST MIKE SINCE THE LAST TIME HE
CHEATED.

OBAMA CALLS VICK

Everybody has reconized the stats from vick

(if not)

President Obama did. He called M.Vick today 

and congradulated him on his probowl quarterback position. 

to outdue

here's a full list of the 2011 probowl

NFC Offense
Quarterback -
Michael Vick, Philadelphia
Matt Ryan, Atlanta
Drew Brees, New Orleans
Running back
Michael Turner, Atlanta
Adrian Peterson, Minnesota
Steven Jackson, St. Louis
Fullback
Ovie Mughelli, Atlanta
Wide receiver
Roddy White, Atlanta
Calvin Johnson, Detroit
DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia
Greg Jennings, Green Bay
Tight end, Jason Witten, Dallas
Tony Gonzalez, Atlanta
Tackle
Jason Peters, Philadelphia
Jordan Gross, Carolina
Chad Clifton, Green Bay
Guard
Jahri Evans, New Orleans
Chris Snee, N.Y. Giants
Carl Nicks, New Orleans
Center
Andre Gurode, Dallas
Shaun O'Hara, N.Y. Giants
AFC Offense
Quarterback
Tom Brady, New England
Philip Rivers, San Diego
Peyton Manning, Indianapolis
Running back
Maurice Jones-Drew, Jacksonville
Arian Foster, Houston
Jamaal Charles, Kansas City
Fullback
Vonta Leach, Houston
Wide receiver
Andre Johnson, Houston
Reggie Wayne, Indianapolis
Brandon Lloyd, Denver
Dwayne Bowe, Kansas City
Tight end
Antonio Gates, San Diego
Marcedes Lewis, Jacksonville
Tackle
Jake Long, Miami
Joe Thomas, Cleveland
D'Brickashaw Ferguson, N.Y. Jets
Guard
Kris Dielman, San Diego
Logan Mankins, New England
Brian Waters, Kansas City
Center
Nick Mangold, N.Y. Jets
Maurkice Pouncey, Pittsburgh
NFC Defence
Defensive end
Julius Peppers, Chicago
John Abraham, Atlanta
Justin Tuck, N.Y. Giants
Interior linemen
Ndamukong Suh, Detroit
Jay Ratliff, Dallas
Justin Smith, San Francisco
Outside linebacker
Clay Matthews, Green Bay
DeMarcus Ware, Dallas
Lance Briggs, Chicago
Inside/midde linebacker
Patrick Willis, San Francisco
Brian Urlacher, Chicago
Cornerback
Asante Samuel, Philadelphia
Charles Woodson, Green Bay
DeAngelo Hall, Washington
Free safety
Nick Collins, Green Bay
Antrel Rolle, N.Y. Giants
Strong safety
Adrian Wilson, Arizona
AFC Defence
Defensive end
Dwight Freeney, Indianapolis
Robert Mathis, Indianapolis
Jason Babin, Tennessee
Interior linemen
Haloti Ngata, Baltimore
Vince Wilfork, New England
Richard Seymour, Oakland
Outside linebacker
James Harrison, Pittsburgh
Cameron Wake, Miami
Terrell Suggs, Baltimore
Inside/midde linebacker
Ray Lewis, Baltimore
Jerod Mayo, New England
Cornerback
Nnamdi Asomugha, Oakland
Darrelle Revis, N.Y. Jets
Devin McCourty, New England
Free safety
Ed Reed, Baltimore
Brandon Meriweather, New England
Strong safety
Troy Polamalu, Pittsburgh
Scpecial teams NFC
Punter Mat McBriar, Dallas
Placekicker David Akers, Philadelphia
Kick returner Devin Hester, Chicago
Special teamer Eric Weems, Atlanta
Special Teams AFC
Punter Shane Lechler, Oakland
Placekicker Billy Cundiff, Baltimore
Kick returner Marc Mariani, Tennessee
Special teamer Montell Owens, Jacksonville

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Da Naked Sleeve: #FIRSTTIME

Da Naked Sleeve: #FIRSTTIME: "SO I JUST READ THIS BLOG:: WHERE THIS ONE CHICK SAID THE FIRST GIRL SHE EVER HAD SEX WIT WAS HER EX BOFRIENDS CUZ'N. [O_o] SHE WAS ACTUAL..."

#FIRSTTIME

SO I JUST READ THIS BLOG::

WHERE THIS ONE CHICK SAID THE FIRST GIRL SHE
EVER HAD SEX WIT WAS HER EX BOFRIENDS CUZ'N.
[O_o]
SHE WAS ACTUALLY AT HER EX'S SPOT AND SO WAS
WHERE HIS CUZ'N. [WHILE HE IS AT WORK] HE IS
HAVING A JUCUZZI INSTALLED.
[WHICH IS NOW DONE]
SO BY HAVING TWO FEMALES AT THE CRIB WHO IS
COOL WITH EACHOTHER. OF COURSE THEY ARE
GONNA WANT TO HOP IN THE JUCUZZI FIRST.
HIS EX GIRLFRIEND SAYS HIS CUZ'N IS HOT,
WITH BIG BOOBIES AND SLIM WAIST, HIPS, AND A
NICELY SHAPE'D A*S. [BUT SHE AINT INTO CHICKS].
THEY ARE NOW CHILLIN IN THE JACUZZI TOGETHER,
AND ENDED UP HAVING A SEX CONVERSATION...
THE DUDES CUZ'N ASKED HIS EX "HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN WITH A FEMALE BEFORE". AND SHE REPLIED. "NO
I NEVER HAD SUCH THOUGHTS".SHE STATE HOW SHE
KEPT TALKIN ABOUT IT LIKE IT WASN'T NO BIG DEAL
ABOUT IT. AND EMPHASIZING HOW GIRLS CAN TOUCH
GIRLS IN A WAY A GUY CAN'T.[?] LOL SO HIS EX
GETS TURN'D ON BY THE ALL THE SEX TALK AND
ACCIDENTAL TOUCHES IN THE JACUZZIE.
AS TIME PASSED THEY GOT AND DRIED OFF IN HER
EX'S ROOM. . .
now for the good part
SHE IS APPARENTLY BENT OVER PUTTING LOTION ON
HER FEET WHEN THE CUZ'N COMES UP BEHIND HER AND
GRABS HER, FEELING ON HER BREAST. TURNING HER
AROUND WITH A MIND CHANGING KISS. THE CUZ'N LAYS
THE EX'S GIRLFRIEND ON HER BACK AND STARTS BY KISSING HER
FEET AND SLOWLY GOING UP BY BREATHING ON THEM
AT THE SAME  TIME ALL THE WAY UP TO HER INNER
THIGHS THEN THE CLIT. SHE EMPHASIZED HOW THE
EX'S CUZ'N REALLY SUCK'D HER CLIT SLOW AND THEN
FAST AND THEN SLOW AGAIN SLIDING A FINGER IN HER
P***Y, WHILE SHE STILL LICKS. THEN SLIDING TWO
FINGERS IN HER WHILE SHE SUCKIN HER CLIT. THEN
FLIPPING HER OVER INTOA DOGGY STYLE POSITION,
SHOVING HER FACE INTO THE CENTER OF HER TWO LIPS.
AND WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT TO CUM THE EX'S CUZ'N
HAD STOP'D. WHICH MADE THE EX GIRLFRIEND BEG FOR
MORE. WHICH SHE CAME BY EXPLODING IN HER FACE.
WHICH OF COURSE THE EX'S GIRLFRIEND RETURN'D THE
FAVOR BY LEAVING THE EX'S CUZ'N WITH A SWOLLEN P***Y.
lying there looking in eachothers eyes smiling..

COWBOYS VS CARDINALS

SMH, CAN WE STOP LOOSING..

CELTICS VS MAGIC

do anybody have bets on da line.??

who gonna win.??

i'm rootin for da celtics

A CREATIVE MONEY SAVER

SOME PPL DON'T SHOP ON BLACK FRIDAY, THAT'S WHERE THE CREATIVE MIND COMES IN. LOL

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A SPECIAL TOAST TO DA BROKE FOLKS

@irun_naked

KINKY CHRISTMAS SEX

LOL

she was prolly on her period too

[blue - ball'd]

if you seen this you'll take a pic too

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Da Naked Sleeve: TIGER WOODS SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS

Da Naked Sleeve: TIGER WOODS SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS: "KINDA F'D UP LOL"

TIGER WOODS SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS

KINDA F'D UP LOL

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I JUST WANNA SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!

REMEMBER. JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON

HAVE A SAFE ONE

GOD BLESS

Da Naked Sleeve: do you like it when you girl takes control.??

Da Naked Sleeve: do you like it when you girl takes control.??: "fellas, do you like it when you girl takes control.?? aye, lets say your chillin [not even thinkin about sex] your in your own world on t..."

do you like it when you girl takes control.??

fellas, do you like it when you girl takes control.??

aye,
lets say your chillin [not even thinkin about sex]

your in your own world on the computer or playing a video game.

and [not knowing] your girl has been in the mood for some dick

all dayum day, so she comes up b e h i n d you and starts

k i s s i n g and l i c k i n g on you. with her seduction breaths vibing

up against your neck and ear . you [pause] the game.

as she reaches down over you [rubbing her fingers and nails down pass your

chest in a light motion, then overtop of the ab's down to the waist line.

in a scratching motion. she's comes back up, but only halfway,

and s l o w l y comes back down. loosing your belt.

[unzipping] your jeans. now she walks in front of you ..

looking at you, while she [unzips] her jeans. .

she [kneels] down on her knees, and [pulls "you" out]

one l i c k . .

the second l i c k . . sending sensations.

wetting and tasting the head only [before she goes deeper . .]

throbbing - as she grips [it] tighter as she wets the dick,

as everything is all wetted up. she lays you down

and stadles you for a mind blowing sensation. . 

(use yalls imagination for the rest lol)

do you like it when you girl takes control.?? any input ladies.??

lil wayne updated as of 12-16-2010

an article from http://www.thewellversed.com/

This week Weezy F. Baby called in to the Shade 45 morning show and chatted with DJ Drama and Karen Civil about the release of his new single, “6’7” featuring Cory Gunz.
After ranking seventh on MTV’s Hottest MCs In The Game list, it seems he’s back with a vengeance. Wayne describes the Bangladesh produced banger as a “monster” and a “beast”, and hopes that it will show everyone where he is lyrically.
“Better than everybody”
But “6’7” is just a teaser in what we can expect to be heavy Lil Wayne exposure in the coming months. His new album, The Carter IV is expected to drop in February, and he hints at a “Dedication 4″ mixtape to add to his Gangsta Grillz series. He’s also got an upcoming Rolling Stone Magazine cover and feature, a Saturday Night Live performance with Eminem, and a Carson Daly appearance with Nicki Minaj.
Not to mention a new addition to Young Money.
“There’s always somebody new about to rock with us because I’m always searching and looking. I don’t want to say no names right now.”
It looks like post incarceration is treating Wayne well. When asked if everything is good, he replied:
“Everything’s great.”

eye candy of the day

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Da Naked Sleeve: Fast Five!

Da Naked Sleeve: Fast Five!: "Yes! yall know i'ma fan of da saga and yet another The Fast & The Furious movie is on its way. This time the film is title Fast F..."

Fast Five!

Yes! yall know i'ma fan of da saga and yet another The Fast & The Furious movie is on its way. This time the film is title Fast Five and features Vin Diesel and Paul Walker along with Ludacris, Dwayne Johnson, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson and others. ..Check out the official trailer below and tell me your thoughts. to bad dis da last one..
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSDNZeRX_1Y&feature=player_embedded

Soo.. I read that lil miss Reginae Cater just turned 12 and had a party at Straits Restaurant in Atlanta over the weekend. StraightFromTheA got da inside scoop. tell me what you all think and follow @irun_naked  ---> here  Read the rest of this entry »

WTF!

AHAHAHA!

DOPE --> Blackberry Empathy

I HATE BLACKBERRY PHONES! (CRACKBERRY!)
but i'm kinda diggin this one. I gotta question :: What has a broad spectrum, ranging from feeling a concern for other people that creates a desire to help them.?? -- -- -->> EMPATHY

YEA YEA.. IT'S KINDA SEXY BUT CHECK IT OUT AND LEMME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THINK ABOUT IT.??
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Ever call your friend and he or she wasn’t in the mood for talking?  You wouldn’t have known that but RIM, the makers of Blackberry are working on a concept phone called the Empathy.  The Empathy works with a biometrics ring to detect yours and your contact’s moods and share them within your network. 

The biometrics ring is just an added benefit of this phone.  The phone starts out crystal clear when it is inactive but once the user grabs it for use, the phone turns black and is ready.  The concept Empathy will also come with  Powermat like charge pad to charge your phone and the biometric ring, a QWERTY keypad and all the features others RIM phones have.  To read more about this concept visit HERE.

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Facebook Is Worse Than a Gossiping Friend

Facebook Is Worse Than a Gossiping Friend

Mariah Carey Expecting Twins?

Is Mariah Carey Expecting Twins?

Da Naked Sleeve: IS SEX OVER RATED.??

Da Naked Sleeve: IS SEX OVER RATED.??: "We all know SEX is great!(right.??) like really ---> who doesn't like to get their R E L E A S E.?? lol it's a great feeling, BUT not every ..."

IS SEX OVER RATED.??

We all know SEX is great!(right.??) like really ---> who doesn't like to get their R E L E A S E.?? lol
it's a great feeling, BUT not every one feels da same way about SEX and to many people SEX have many meanings(individually). For relationships SEX is a major factor.
BUT WHAT IF YOUR NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP.??
I think it's funny how women say "i can go (this amount of time) without SEX..im good" [c'mon now] maby in
da single life. . but forreal Males and Females were made alike and hormones are always raging and going crazy.



. . so i say. . as much as a male want it, a female wants it. females just take it in a more reputational sorta
aspect(cautious decisions). On the real tho---> its actually killin them not to have SEX(temptation). lol should i.?? or should i wait.??   (it's da tug-of-war of the yes and no's).

(you know) individually..we made SEX what it is today by promoting it (everywhere) and making SEX an (even more) LUST-ful
.SEDUVTIVE . DESIRABLE .  nature.  .some say SEX is over-rated..some says it isn't.. I WANNA KNOW YOU INSIGHTS
ON SEX.??

OBAMA GETS STITCHES

THROW DEM BOW

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama needed 12 stitches in his lip after taking an errant elbow during a pickup basketball game Friday with a group of family and friends visiting for the Thanksgiving holiday, the White House said. Press secretary Robert Gibbs said in a statement that Obama was inadvertently struck by an elbow. The elbow's owner wasn't identified. Obama received the stitches under local anesthesia in the doctor's office on the ground floor White House after he returned home. The president had traveled to nearby Fort McNair to indulge in one of his favorite athletic pursuits, basketball. It was a five-on-five contest involving family and friends and including Reggie Love, Obama's personal assistant who played at Duke University



AS THE BLACKFRIDAY RUSH BEGINS!

TOP 5 #BLACKFRIDAY TIPS

1. KNOW YOUR BUDGET.
2. KNOW HOW MUCH WHATEVER YOU WANT COST.
3. KNOW A TIME FRAME TO GO BY.
4. KNOW WHERE TO GO.
5. KNOW THAT THERE IS EXTRA PERCENTAGE OFF (if you check you news paper).





HAVE FUN!!

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BLACK FRIDAYS DYME PIECE GOES TO . . .

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